Shame shame...

I took a peek from my computer when I heard our glass door being opened and I saw him walking towards the toilet. I knew the routine. He would need to get the water from the toilet to water the office plants. He did not see me and before he reached the toilet...

Self : Ada orang...

From my cubicle, I saw him searching around upon hearing me. I guessed he did not hear what I was saying. He went to the toilet and stopped when he could not open the door.

Self : Ada orang...

He looked agitated and did not seem to hear at all what I was saying...

Man : Eh tiada kunci ka ni...

Self : (mati juga ndak dengar)...Ada orang...(3rd time in a row)...
Man : Eh mau cepat ni...(he was soooooo in a hurry)...

As soon as Anies exited the toilet, he did his business in a flash and left. He did not even clear the dead leaves from all the plants as his usual routine.

As it was Friday, I left the office at around 11.30am to fetch the kids. While driving my BB rang...

Anies : Ton, padanlah dia kelam kabut...
Self : Napa...
Anies : Handphone si Nas hilang...
Self : Hah! Di mana dia simpan...
Anies : Tertinggal dalam toilet...

Our lady cleaner remembered that one of the 2 guys watering the plants going into the toilet, quickly watered the plants and quickly exited the office. I then told Anies on what to do.

Before contacting the Company concerned, Anies and the boys reviewed the taping of our CCTV and they could see the peculiar behavior of the "suspects".

At around 2pm somebody called the office looking for Nas. Coincidently he was at our floor and while speaking with the person he gave us a thumbs up sign. As soon as he put down the receiver...

Nas : Oh syukur la puan...ada phone tu...
Self : You cakap sama sapa tadi...
Nas : Driver...
Self : Apa dia cakap...
Nas : Dia cakap ada phone tu...orang tu bilang dia tolong simpan...

We burst out laughing. The gall of desperate people. Macam la kita ni budak2.
We laughed even harder when Nas recited the many excuses given to him by the caller.

We learned something today...
...tolong simpan...
A catchy phrase...
A creative phrase...

A dimwit we are not...